A first grade teacher in Cleveland explains to her class that she is a
Browns fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too,
are Browns fans. Everyone in the class raises
their hand, except the little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with
surprise and says, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because
I’m not a Browns fan,” she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a Browns
fan,then who are you a fan of?” “I am a Steelers fan , and proud of
it,” Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie,
why are you a Steelers fan?” “Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my
dad is a Steelers fan, so I’m a Steelers fan too!”
“Well,” said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, “that is no
reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don’t have to be just like
your parents all of the time. What if your Mom
was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?” “Then,”
Janie smiled, “We’d be Browns fans.”
LOL – back in the not-so-distant past when the Falcons sucked, I was walking into a game and some Browns fan (wearing a Browns jersey, so I figured he had to be) started talking trash about how much the Falcons sucked.
I took the opportunity to set him straight on a couple of issues.
1. The Browns aren’t playing here today- Cleveland is that way (pointing North) in case you got lost.
2. You’re saying the Falcons suck while you’re wearing that jersey? I can’t believe you are actually wearing it outside of the city limits of Cleveland, much less talking smack about how some OTHER team sucks while wearing it.
3. You think you’re breaking new ground here? Of course the Falcons suck [this was a few years ago, as I stated earlier]- you are certainly a master of the obvious. My hat goes off to you.
So, I agree with your little Jamie’s assessment of the teacher’s question. Browns fans ARE morons. At least the one I met was. heheheheh
btw- to the general football watching public: DON’T wear the jersey of some other team to a game that doesn’t involve that team. If you’re going to the Giants – Jets game, nobody gives a damn that you’re a 49er’s fan.